Showing posts with label Lincoln. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lincoln. Show all posts

Monday, 3 December 2018

03/12/18: Snakes That May or May Not be on a Plane and Holy Cow They're Big

Intro

Week 16. I went to a Vegan Christmas Markets this week for an interview. It was pretty interesting to see what was going on plus all the food looked really nice. Still, it's the general Christmas Markets next weekend so I think I'm looking forward to that quite a bit.

Snakes?

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A boa constrictor is currently on the loose in Lincolnshire. The snake was reported missing from a house in Boston, on Wednesday last week. 

The police have warned civilians not to approach the reptile, and have stated that it is likely to find somewhere warm such as a garden shed, to make it's home. 

They have also asked if one is to come across the creature, it should be reported immediately by calling 999. Although the snake is not venomous, it will attack with its teeth and attempt to constrict it's target.
(Source: The Guardian)

Science

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It was already known that strangely, wombat's... leavings are cube shaped, but it was never known why. That is until now.

Earlier this year, researcher Patricia Yang took it upon herself to find out why. when examining wombat innards, Yang and her team noticed two distinct grooves and has suggested this is the cause of the cubic shape.

Many have suggested its shape is in order to mark territory without the risk of it rolling away but the new research has been quoted as the "first piece of good biological, physiological proof".
(Source: National Geographic)


Crime...

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A teenager was suspended from school after throwing a Haribo gummy-bear at her deputy head teacher.

13 year old Katie Freeman launched the tasty treat at her teacher during a Children in Need Day where students were allowed to throw wet sponges at staff. The school then placed Katie into isolation for two days before excluding her from lessons.

The School has also banned Katie from going on the ski trip, offering a refund for the base price but not for the hundreds worth of ski gear that her family invested in. It might be a tad of an overreaction considering kids were already paying to throw stuff.
(Source: The Sun)



There's a Lot of Animal News this Week

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Cows are pretty beefy animals, if you pardon the pun. But two super steers have arisen this week and they are moosive. (P.S. this will be an exercise to see how many cow puns i can fit in one small stretch of writing).

The image you see above is of a cow known as knickers, and he lives on a farm in western Australia. He is a whopping 6ft 4in tall (almost twice the size of the average member of his herd) and apparent is too big to be processed for meat. When photos of the Goliath of cows surfaced of the internet, users were awed.

However that awe was short-lived. As soon as news surfaced of the behemoth bovine, a second a appeared. Dozer, who stands an inch taller than Knickers, is of the same breed and circumstances as his Australian cousin but lives on an animal sanctuary in Canada.

His owner decided to measure this Lord of the Cows in response to news of Knickers and found fame in his size. Maybe the pair are actually extra creatures in the upcoming Godzilla moovie, but that remains to be seen. All I can say is I hope they keep living it large.
(Source: Evening Standard)


Politics

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'It's real me'. These were the word the Nigerian President spoke to the press today after claims that he had died and been replaced by an impostor.

President Muhammadu Buhari broke his silence on Sunday to deny the claims after news had arisen of his ill health. Many believe that he has in fact died and that his position has been taken over by a Sudanese lookalike who goes by the name Jubril.

The President rebuked these claims saying: "A lot of people hoped that I died during my ill health" and he called the claims "ignorant and irreligious".
(Source: The Telegraph)

Monday, 15 October 2018

15/10/18: BBC - Broadcasting Blunder Classic and Kanye's Double Whammy

Intro

Week 9. I don't really know what to put in this weeks intro, nothing amazing's happened. Imagine this is some kind of funny anecdote or something like that.

TV

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Ever hear the term stop the presses? Well, it turns out the BBC really likes it. So much so, it thought it would give it a try.

On Wednesday, the broadcasting giant was forced to show pre-recorded footage due to 'technical issues', as stated by the BBC's PR team on twitter. It is thought the issue involves the software on which the BBC runs it's shows.

It is also believed that the BBC World service suffered similar issues but was able to broadcast as normal, as a backup system was in place.

For the most part the footage on show seemed to be normal if a little familiar, until one take a glance at the upper right of the screen where could be seen a little message that read 'recorded'. However, the footage was only an hour old so to many it would still be new.

Still, I think it's pretty apt that in the age of fake news, the news isn't new.
(Source: The Independent)


Culture


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Now, this is something that fits my remit of the weird and funny, but is close to me for once.
The annual Lincoln Sausage Festival was held on Saturday but with a notable absence.

Mr Sausage, the festival's beloved mascot has retired for a year and many were distraught at the news. One Mascot maniac tweeted (read this without laughing, I dare you) "This has left a deep, deep sausage sized pit in my stomach. Goodnight sweet prince". I was there on the day and a number of people said they felt "devastated" by the news.

There were calls to find a temporary replacement for the Mascot, but according to the organizers, "nobody has reached the high standard set by Mr Sausage". This comes after last year's festival when the famed banger was a apparently looking a little worse for wear. 

However, all is not lost. Mr Sausage is set to return for the 2019 festival, and he won't be alone. Apparently, He has taken the year off in order to get married to his long time girlfriend Miss Sausage, and there are talks that by 2020 there could be a little chipolata.

Hopefully she can make an honest snag out of him. Hot Dog!
(Source: LincolnshireLive, the Linconite)


Art

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Remember last week, when that Banksy painting shredded itself mid auction and all the art buffs' faces were priceless? well it seems the woman who won the bid has decide to keep the prolific piece of art.

The details of this story are in last weeks post but as a quick recap: Banksy's famous Girl With Red Balloon was at auction in Sotheby's, when as the hammer went down, a shredder hidden within the frame was remotely activated, thus partially destroying the piece.

However, where many would have simply gone home and cried at the lost, the woman who placed the winning bid saw things from a different angle, saying "I began to realise I would end up with my own piece of art history".

The piece has now been given a new name, Love Is in the Bin, and art critics have been suggesting that Banksy tried to make a statement with this latest stunt about children growing up too fast, but personally I just think it's quite funny.
(Source: the Guardian)


Politics

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Kanye West. One of the biggest names in music and in truth, politics as well. Recently, West has been all over the news sparking the ires of critics everywhere with the erratic nature of his actions.

In just the music infosphere, he made waves when he abruptly decided to change his stage name to just 'Ye', hour before his appearance on Saturday Night Live, where he was expected to debut his latest album 'Yhandi'. He announced the change on Twitter: "the being formerly known as Kanye West. I am Ye". the word is also the name of his 8th album and has been a nickname for a long time.

Meanwhile in the political world, Ye met with American President Donald Trump in the Oval Office, and proceeded on a ten minute rant about everything from prison reform, to planes, to superheros. And while he did make some interesting points about bringing back industry to America which is good for the country, he also made some rather scary suggestions besides it. Abolishing the 13th amendment, the one that outlawed slavery, for example. He also announced a possible run for thee 2024 election, and frankly I'm not sure how scared I should be at the idea.

With all the biblical imagery that he used to refer to the name change and the talks about alternate universes and running for president, it all feels like a man with an over-inflated ego and a lot of influence: a dangerous combination.
(Source: the Mail Online, BBC News)


More Culture

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Another day another royal wedding. On Friday, Princess Eugenie and long-time partner Jack Brooksbank tied the knot at St George's chapel in Windsor Castle.

The day went how you'd expect any royal wedding to go with extravagant clothes and lots of hats, that the wind may or may not have had a lot of fun with.

One point to note was the blushing bride's dress. The Princess insisted on a low backed gown for her special day, to unapologeticlly bear the scar on her spine from a surgery that corrected her scoliosis. She chose to do this in a show of support for Royal national Orthopedic Hospital, in a bold yet humbling statement about body image.

However, I don't know if you heard the sound of thunder being stolen but apparently Harry and Meghan announced a pregnancy to the senior royals attending the wedding. This has since overshadowed the wedding with media outlets crawling all over the details, but it's likely just a happy coincidence that the two events occurred.
(Source: the Telegraph, Vogue, the Mail Online)